me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

khaleesinewbooty:

havent had my ass eaten in a couple months, my power levels are dropping severely

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vercity:

holy shit lmao

vercity:

holy shit lmao


buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

image

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I want Braden to come home tomorrow so he can fuck the shit outta me ♡


comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

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